Kara is a dream come true; at least to Wally.

( “Tell me about your strangest dream,” she says, and when he doesn’t want to, she insists, playfully pulling on one of the wings on his mask. )

Wally really doesn’t want to explain exactly where he got that lady’s outfit he wore in JLA issue seventeen. John is insistent.

( He was so screwed. )

The majority of the JLU ends up in the Comicsverse. Robin’s rather different, and since when was there a Superboy?

( “You’ve gotta be kidding me, right?” Flash said, and pretty much everyone had to agree. )

Martians eat some strange things. As Wally West finds out the hard way when he and Kyle try J’onn’s leftover ice cream.

( It was all J’onn J’onnz’s fault, though it was not his intention. )

John’s been doing his best to keep from thinking about Wally ‘like that.’ It’s too weird. What’s even weirder is that his best is about to be done in…by Wally’s shirt.

( Contemplating Wally and romance at the same time tended to lead to oddly insane occurrences on his part, such as offering to let Wally sleep on his couch while his apartment was being fumigated, needlessly rescuing him from Gorilla Grodd, and defending his taste in music to Diana. )

Flash is on a hunt for J’onn J’onzz’s Oreos. But Batman keeps getting in his way. What’s a speedster to do? What he does second-best, of course: annoy the Bat!

( Peering nervously around the edge of the door into the Watchtower’s monitoring station, Flash pointedly ignored Batman’s glare. )